A game where you drink protein shakes to be able to beat up John Cena from stealing your dumbbells.

As a side note, the protein shake thing appearently happened to a neighbor of one of the Icely server members. Acording to The Stick Guy, someone named Kevin got his coccyx obliterated by some protein abuser, rest in peace.

Based on a true story : https://www.tiktok.com/@jzuqiai/video/7283862246881545505

Source code :

https://www.puzzlescript.net/play.html?p=fb0bf9f5418b79aa0d38a8e41e0e3677

Controls :

Arrow keys to move
X to drink protein shakes
Z to undo, R to restart

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1000000 weight lifts complete!

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Sequel idea: I ran over joe biden because he fucking robbed my marshmallows

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Maybe I'll do it :)